Help IDing a piece based on story beats

Hi all —

I cannot for the life of me remember the title or author of the series, and I’ve been trying to remember for months, so I’m hoping someone here can help.

Protagonist is an unlucky guy who decides to call a prostitute in order to lose his virginity. When the gal arrives, she reveals that he misread the ad, she’s not a prostitute. She works for a company that does in-home “brain cleaning” services or something? Anyway, the guy is heartbroken, and she basically takes pity on him only to find the sex is good and so she sticks around. Later in the series the dude is led to sponsor the immigration of a hot blonde French woman, they all have a threesome, then later an old rival from the first girl’s past shows up to get revenge for ruining her career, this rival drives a motorcycle, and starts stupping the guy.

There were a whole bunch of these things, but for the life of me I cannot remember any details of its name or author. Can anyone ID this?

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