1 [Discord] my balls ache so bad come goon with me ill share my collection people with irl goon fuel take priority dm age
1 [F4A] “o-oh hey boss uhh y-you want some cake?” I want to be your employee that is never really does her job so when you go to her office you catch her eating cake so you ask her to come to your office to talk about it but when she enters she immediately begs you not to fire her o
1 My wedding night was supposed to be special…and this larger older man just barged into our room and took me for himself